God moves in mysterious ways... sometimes at 100 miles an hour. A Florida woman stopped for going 100 mph in a 30-mile-an-hour zone explained herself to the cops this way:
"...she was speeding 'because I was letting the Lord spirit guide me,' according to a police report. She attributed her lengthy horn blowing to 'the Lord telling me to do it.'"
She also struck two vehicles while evading the cops, which one supposes was also the Lord God's will. For some reason, the authorities failed to accept the testimony of the Holy Spirit, and charged her with reckless driving anyway.